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Get The Fuck OutZip Tie TricksFunnel on a pole

How do you get a funnel or a shield onto the end of a pole?

The thing you need to reach is three metres up. The tool is fine. The problem is entirely the distance.

⚡ Rule of thumb
Zip-tie a plastic sheet, funnel or shield to a rod or pole to make a reach tool — the ties hold shape and position without any hardware.
Starting point
Two ties minimum, so the attachment can't rotate on the pole
Measured
Attachment lashed at two points along the pole, not one
Confidence
Creator technique
▶ Source video — 60 Zip Tie Life Hacks — Workshop Makerwatch on YouTube ↗

Applies to

Process
Reach and containment tasks
Materials
Plastic sheet, funnels, guards, small containers
Setup
Pole or rod, zip ties, flush cutters
Best for
One-off jobs where buying the tool makes no sense

Why it matters

Two ties beat one screw for this, because nothing has to be drilled and it comes apart in seconds when the job's done.

The second tie is the whole trick. One tie and the attachment rotates on the pole at the worst possible moment.

What good looks like

  • Two spaced ties so nothing rotates or slides
  • The attachment stays square to the pole under load
  • It comes off with two snips

How to apply it

  1. Position the attachment on the pole where it needs to sit.
  2. Fit at least two ties, spaced apart along the pole.
  3. Cinch and check by hand that it can't rotate or slide.
  4. Trim tails flush.

Exceptions & tradeoffs

Anything overhead needs eye protection and a thought about what falls if the ties let go — nylon on a smooth pole slides more than you'd like.

This is a temporary tool. For anything you'll use repeatedly, drill and bolt it.

Common mistakes

  • One tieTwo, spaced. One is a pivot
  • Tying to a smooth pole with nothing to key againstRough the surface, add a stop, or tie through a hole
Workshop MakerSource & visual reference

Attaching a plastic sheet or funnel to a rod with a zip tie 60 Zip Tie Life Hacks at 9:40.

Summarized and independently edited by Start Here. The source is a rapid-fire compilation, so the steps and cautions here are ours — the creator shows the move, not the procedure.

Related rules

starthere00.com/rules-of-thumb/gtfo/zip-ties/funnel-on-a-pole